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    Default Lie Detector

    John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmicks.
    His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

    One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
    It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was
    about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, their 11 year old son, returned home
    from school.

    Tommy was over 2 hours late..

    "Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting
    home?" asked John..

    "Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit
    project," said Tommy.

    The robot walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him
    completely out of his chair.

    "Son," said John, "this robot is a lie detector, now tell us
    where you really were after school."

    "We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie." said Tommy.

    "What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

    "The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.

    The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him,
    knocking him off his chair.

    With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am
    sorry I lied.
    We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

    "I am ashamed of you son," said John.. "When I was your age, I
    never lied to my parents."

    The robot walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly
    knocked him out of his chair.

    Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, "Boy,
    did you ever ask for that one! You can't be too mad with Tommy. After
    all, he is your son!"
    The robot walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair.
    Kerry
    mom to
    Andrew 1/17/06 and Breanna 5/31/08

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    hahahahahahaha that was cute!
    Jenn
    Mom to Keegan (July/08)

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    Hahaaahah i like that!!!
    Sara Mom to L(2004), N(2008), and D(2009)

    Life has no remote...So, if u don't like what's going on...get up and change it yourself!!!


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    Lmao!!!
    Melissa

    The Spicy Lady
    Mommy to Sydney March 17 2006 & Noah November 10 2008

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